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Obama Nobel Lecture draft leaked

December 8, 2009

TOP SECRET: The speech Barack Obama won’t deliver
As dictated to Daniel Simpson

EMBARGOED UNTIL DECEMBER 10, 2009

(Check against delivery)

Your Majesties, Your Royal Highnesses, Excellencies, Distinguished members of the Norwegian Nobel Committee, Dear Friends around the world, My fellow Americans.

I stand here today humbled, more than ever, by the task before us, grateful for the honour you’ve bestowed, and mindful of the sacrifices we must make to do it justice.

Twenty Americans before me have lent their names to this most eminent of prizes, among them three presidents, two sitting. Though challenged by the upheavals of fractious eras, their skill and vision hewed faithfully to the spirit of our forebears, who travelled across an ocean to seek sanctuary, and declared all who made their home there to have been created equal. Where possible, they worked to stem those tides in humankind that would drown us in the storms of violent conflict. And so we recall these efforts, and their fruits, praising Theodore Roosevelt for brokering peace, not chiding him for wielding his trademark stick to subjugate Cuba and the Philippines.

Others were inspired by a higher calling, rising above themselves to speak truths we shirk from hearing. Of these transformative figures, none was more righteous, more perspicacious, than Dr Martin Luther King, who accepted this award 45 years ago. I was surprised to be asked to follow him, and shared with you my doubts that I deserved to be doing so. But I’ve come here on the understanding that this ceremony is a call to action, a call for all nations to confront the challenges of the 21st century, and for America to lead.

Putting America first should not require us to put the lives of other peoples second. When our nation became mired in Vietnam, sacrificing millions to its quest to contain Communism, Dr King called us “the greatest purveyor of violence in the world”. A year to the day after speaking those words, he was murdered.

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Only following orders…

November 9, 2009

Sent this morning

To: The Ditchley Foundation
Subject: FAO Jeremy Greenstock

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Dear Mr Greenstock,

I note that your review of the new Satow’s Diplomatic Practice claims that separating “duty from stupidity” and “finding the right words when the sword might be the alternative, are all part of the practice of diplomacy at its finest.”

As you concede, with a winsome reference to your part in “anticipating the facts” which weren’t factual about Iraq’s weapons of mass non-existence, this is not always easy.

So, were you just being stupid or doing your duty? The former stretches credulity, since there were no “facts” to be “fixed around the policy” of pushing for war.

Either way, your words served the sword, and neither defence would have saved you at Nuremberg.

Diplomacy at its finest? We’ve been framed.

Yours sincerely,

Daniel Simpson

Thanks to Steven Poole for alerting me to Greenstock’s article.

War Is Peace

October 9, 2009

Sent to Reuters journalists and editors this morning

To: Wojciech Moskwa, Mark Trevelyan
Cc: Sean Maguire, Matt Spetalnick
Subject: Obama and disarmament

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Dear Mark and Wojciech,

I hope future coverage of Barack Obama’s Nobel prize award won’t just source scepticism to Islamic Jihad:

“Why should Obama be given a peace prize while his country owns the largest nuclear arsenal on Earth and his soldiers continue to shed innocent blood in Iraq and Afghanistan?” [asked Khaled Al-Batsh in Gaza, before being edited out of later updates.]

Perhaps Reuters could note high up in the story that for all his talk about disarmament (and media hype about “defence” cuts) Obama has increased American military spending (by four percent for 2010).

To quote a recent commentary, “it is wise to attend to deeds, not rhetoric and pleasant demeanor.”

In which case, how about asking the White House if Obama plans to spend his prize money on buying back some of America’s vast military exports?

It would make a nice kicker.

Best regards,

Daniel

UPDATE: For more on the American militarist future, see here:

Eventually, American decline will cut defence spending, but even those who want to see it yesterday can’t picture it happening inside a decade. Instead, the more things “change” under Obama, the more change it seems likely to cost. Some day, surely, those who finance the Empire will pull the plug. Obama seems powerless to do more than steady the ship as it sinks. Turning it round, or evacuating, would take radical shifts in priorities, of which there’ve been few signs. Instead of burning out in End Times, or fading away into autarky, he’s trudging a lonely path towards managed decline. History suggests it’s probably the least worst option, unless America’s suicide pact with militarism beats him to it. “We should take nothing for granted,” President Eisenhower warned in his farewell speech to the nation. “Only an alert and knowledgeable citizenry can compel the proper meshing of the huge industrial and military machinery of defense with our peaceful methods and goals, so that security and liberty may prosper.” Instead, warns Chuck Lewis of the Center for Public Integrity, the U.S. remains racked by “a constant struggle between capitalism and democracy,” and “the fundamental reality is that most of the government’s decisions today are substantially dictated by powerful corporate interests.”

As we were then.

More News Not Fit To Print

September 22, 2009

Sometimes a story isn’t news. It might be important and insightful, even titillating. But there isn’t the time or space for reporters to tell it. Oddly enough, this often applies when stories revolve around them.

How else to interpret the silence when a former director general of the BBC says journalists are collectively “part of the problem” with how we’re governed?

“The evidence that our democracy is failing is overwhelming,” Greg Dyke told Liberal Democrat conference-goers this weekend, “yet those with the biggest interest in sustaining the current system – the Westminster village, the media and particularly the political parties, including this one – are the groups most in denial about what is really happening.”

They duly proved his point. The host of the meeting where he spoke, Liberal Vision, was a website run by the party’s ex-spokesman. It made no mention of Mr Dyke’s remarks. Neither did a single national newspaper, or broadcaster, with the exception of his old employer, the BBC, which got its retaliation in early by quoting itself as saying “its coverage was taken extremely seriously and was highly regarded by the public” and thus couldn’t possibly be part of Mr Dyke’s “Westminster conspiracy”.

To the corporation’s credit, however, it did at least report a string of quotes. Mr Dyke, who was fired in a fight with the government over its false Iraqi intelligence, said: “I tried and failed to get the problem properly discussed when I was at the BBC and I was stopped, interestingly, by a combination of the politicos on the board of governors,” plus “the Labour cabinet” and “the political journalists at the BBC.”

The former ought to come as little surprise. The BBC’s top executives are appointed by the government of the day. Like his chairman, Gavyn Davies, Mr Dyke used to be a donor to the Labour Party. As the corporation’s founder, Lord Reith, observed of the establishment: “They know they can trust us not to be really impartial.”

This is not the mantra managers usually spout. “The absolute first building block keystone of the BBC,” argues the current director general, Mark Thompson, “is delivering impartial, unbiased news.” In practice something different happens.

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Media ineptitude? We’ve been framed

September 10, 2009

As views that frame stories shape their message, “free market” and “growth” propagandists control the news

[A version of this article appears in the current edition of the British Journalism Review. Owing to an editing error, which I didn't have the opportunity to review, one of the quotations has been misattributed in print. The reference to facts "being fixed around the policy" of invading Iraq was made by the head of MI6, not MI5, as the print edition states. A formal correction is pending.]

By Daniel Simpson

When G20 leaders met in London this spring, it seemed there was only one question to ask: could they save the world? Whether you take your news salmon-tinted from the Financial Times, prefer it balanced by the BBC, or glean the basics by osmosis via The Sun, the story is the same. Understandable, perhaps, given the scale of global crises, and the lack of bright ideas on how to respond, at least among powerful G20 governments.

Their London summit solution, a $1.1 trillion bailout for the moribund financial system, was as preordained as the media chorus that hailed it, give or take the odd caveat. After two days of photo opportunities, the G20 agreed to pump less money into the International Monetary Fund than they spent last year on weapons. But to assuage journalistic doubts, their mantra was simple. The final communiqué made a dozen references to “restoring”, “supporting” or “sustaining” growth, apparently oblivious to the prospects of success, not to mention the hideous consequences. According to the philosopher John Gray: “The project of promoting maximal economic growth is, perhaps, the most vulgar ideal ever put before suffering humankind.” It is also the most suicidal. Because of the way we live, more growth means consuming more oil, coal and gas, and clogging the atmosphere with carbon dioxide, which stays there for a century, heating it up. Three days before the summit, an FT headline screamed: “Drive for growth ‘will ruin planet.’” This revelation was buried in the news-in-brief section. And it duly vanished down the memory hole, despite originating from government advisers, whose views are generally used to frame the news.

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